These heinously vile females no longer exist in my world. Sadly no, they have not died. They still walk the earth wreaking their evil back stabbing havoc. Some have (gasp) even pro-created! As I predicted... nothing about the true essence of these vile creatures has changed. They are all still believed to be "so sweet" and "nice" by the unsuspecting that cross their path.
If you missed the brilliant rants during my husbands elective heart surgery of 2007... well your life will go on as is, unaffected. However, you will never know how deeply revealing those times were to me or how they flipped my world upside down. Here's the spoiler to the ending of the saga: Everything landed in a perfectly clusterfucked pile of beautiful chaotic happily everafter.
Alas... those words are all gone. The slate is clean and my words are now fresh and crisp like line-dried sheets. You shouldn't be interested in lounging around in my crusty old sheets anyway. So, snuggle into these new pages with me. I promise to remember your name and to respect you in the morning.
